As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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