need another drink. this is the easiest way
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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