how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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