My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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