so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I have already put on my inside pants.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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