Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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