Say something about gay babies.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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