So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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