I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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