Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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