They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just blew my weed a kiss
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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