so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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