so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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