carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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