Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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