I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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