he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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