This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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