How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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