I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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