Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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