Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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