no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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