are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
organizing the empties. That sober.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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