your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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