On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
This is the high leading the old right now
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
not ubering you a puppy
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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