My nipple is on Facebook.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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