I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
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we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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