you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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