wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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