Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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