The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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