Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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