I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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