Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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