got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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