It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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