In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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