yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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