i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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