I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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