perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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