Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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