who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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