Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I think I am morally bankrupt
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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