i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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