you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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