found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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