I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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