My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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