just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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