Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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