My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her