I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US