And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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