He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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