so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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