I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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