I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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